Doug Stanhope – Marriage
Doug explains why marriage shouldn’t be legal, gay or otherwise
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@MozzerRocks Agreed, CK/ Stanhope yet the masse doesn’t see it. Even though if the medium were there they would. Human beings are reallly fucking dumb in general, we need to retrain them to like our shit, and that is awful. Thanks science for Will Ferrel.
I think marriage is a sign of commitment to your partner & family, it gives a sense of dual responsibility, but I dont think you necessarily need a certificate from the government to have these feelings. Its just another form of control on the population by the church through law and farce!!
Tax breaks for married people are just plain wrong. I choose to be single, so sorry to my Government for not getting hitched with a woman so we can have a kid which will one day pay more tax for the share holders -ahem, I mean “government” to pocket. In the mean time, I’ll just pay more taxes to support the married people’s kids. What a great system.
I love weddings. Great for free drinking and casual sex with emotionally vulnerable hot girls.
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Your 13 year old cousins don’t count.
I wish more people thought like this.
They should give tax breaks to sluts.
@alexfanx wish my parents thought like him
I think I love Doug! In the first minute he summarised my entire view on marriage! I’m no basement dwelling loner but I can’t can’t see the point in all the preparation for marriage. Use all that money to go on a once in a lifetime holiday to the worlds most beautiful cities. I know i’d prefer to have my money go on that than invitation cards and flowers that will die.
my new favorite comedian hes such a prick i love it
@LOCInfested He’s not a prick, he’s right.
he says the state should not be involved in your love life, then starts a propaganda campaign for the state to force a law on to the people that would only allow one kid per couple.
This is hilarious! Aristotle made a similar argument saying people just want the recognition.
Whats the point of marrige anyway why cant people just be together?
@MachineSleet4 Pricks are not always wrong
@randikajamai Ah but its a derogatory term which detracts from the fact he’s speaking more sense than most of the american ‘comedians’ put together. Anyway, without wanting to become a number in the ‘pointless youtube commenter’ category I’ll leave it at that.
Woah…I’ve been saying this for years….Thank you Stanhope :]
Gay people, I’ll trade my crappy marriage certificate for your freedom. Hell, you can have the wife, too.
@KeepColdwithCoolidge hell yes! Times 2!
@nothingness36 Because women aren’t aware of reality. They’ve been watching jennifer aniston movies since they were 12 and believe marriage is some kind of celebration. And then we all die our own personal deaths.
@Quixotic1018 Right, it’s a status ritual. A false pagent of hidden pain.
@PBK0909 Makes me wonder if the 60s was right.Not the drugs but the free love and compassion they all showed each other.
“If marriage didn’t exist, would you invent it? Would you go “Baby, this shit we got together, it’s so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can’t just share this commitment ‘tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It’s hot!”
Story of my life, so perfectly brilliant and funny. Is Doug Stanhope big time yet? Why the fuck not? Hes nothing like George Carlin but he sure has the same attitude toward the useless shit humans tend to do. I love it =]
@nothingness36 I completely agree. If people love each other enough, they shouldn’t need marriage to label them. Marriage is old and outdated. It’s 2010 C.E. not 2010 A.D.