Hillbilly Cat Fishing
Hillbilly Cat Fishing
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Nice catch man
This is a game I play with my wife. We turn the bathroom lights out then I shove my fist in the bathtub and it is instantly engulfed by a giant, slimy, stinking, bottom-dwelling, fish. I get more blood and puss on my arm than those rednecks do. Fucking pussies!
I just watched porn, RandomSpewBros!!!
Was the best EVER!
Rub a can of creamed corn on your cock and you’ll have real good luck with catching them. I took my sister out last week to show her my theory. She rubbed the corn in real good and added a cup of instant grits to the mix,it worked great! I hung my ugly stick out in the water and felt the sweet mouth of the biggest catfish ever! I looked down and realised it was my sis gnawing on my rod. We actually got fined for using my method.. I didn’t know you weren’t allowed to fish in the pool at the YMCA.
My grandma likes to fish around my nutsack like this..only she doesnt come up with a fish!
The last time was my birthday.
I asked to see who could remember.
My dad couldnt..I told him..”fuck you dumb bastard i am 12!”
My own Mom couldnt recall.I said “fuck yourself I am 12″
I asked grandma and she went in my pants grabbing my cock and balls for a half hour..jiggling the back and forth.YOU ARE 12!
I said “fuck granny how did you figure it out?
She said”I heard you tell your mom and dad”.
I remember hearing a story about a guy from Oklahoma whod go noodling naked. His method was unique among fellow noodlers as he would also paint his cock chartreuse to attract the flat-heads. Once latched onto his dick decoy, Okie would let the fish ride a while. He was quoted: It just came to me one day Shit, its free, I ownz it, why not use it! Painted my cock and then Whoa… instant success! First they clamp down pretty hard, but after a bit they just enjoy gurgling on it for fun.
Country boys can survive.
nooooooodling
omfg thats just sick but bweast lol
You can’t eat those mofos though right? Do they go like for cat and dog food?
true true…
I’m from Alabama, and we do the same thing… But our catfish are 10ft+ unlike that little runt
dog foods best
you hill billy dumb fuck ain’t no cat fish in north america that get’s 10ft+ gomer fuck tard. stick to playing banjos and raping sheep you are much more suited for that.
thats some good fishing right there did you have stink bait in your hand? LOL
Of course you can eat them! I don’t think I’d let one get ahold of my arm unless I were going to eat it.
You CAN eat them… But they are gonna be super tough and probably taste even worse.
it all tastes good
omg those are huge!
O_O bigass fishies
im drinking a nutrilite
All I got to say ois DAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!
cat fish…the biggest i caught on ma reel was around 5 kgs i guess…but holy****…this is huge man…
NICE FUCKING FISH
Awesome crazy guys!